Hello ladies and gentleman. Come one and all! Welcome to the world's most ridiculous work place. We aren't talking child labor or slavery here folks but complete and utter disaster in a work environment.
You will be salaried and will never get overtime pay even if it is deserved.
You will be expected to not only be treated as hourly, but expected to e-mail when you are coming and going as well as signing in and out! Sounds exciting doesn't it?
Oh and don't worry because to your amazement we will make accusations about you and your performance while acknowledging that no proof exists, actually we will just make it up completely!
That's not all we will also try to humiliate you at all costs, because we believe that if we make you miserable, you will do better work!!!
I think I spent half of the week applying for other jobs. Has anyone worked at Starbucks? Or Nordstroms?
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