Best part of my day is when April doesn't come into the office.

I get yelled at for things that are so stupid that now I just laugh and walk away. For instance, the other day I was printing out copies of reports. I went over to the printer to pick up the copies, and there is crazy April, holding my reports and thumbing through them. I say nothing and just watch her going through them.

April: Did you make all of these copies?
Me: Yup.
April: You need to print this double sided, on the other machine.(I say nothing as this is not a question so she turns around and stares at me expecting me to say something)
Me: O.k.

I grabbed the stack of paper from in front of her, threw it in the recycle bin and walk back to my desk an reprint the entire report double sided.

:)I hate her.