- I am a stupid, that needs to not slop through my work and slow down. I Screwed up 3 reports this way so far. Damn!
- I am quite sure my boss thinks I am a moron, although I am not sure if this is a bad thing yet.
- My male co-worker hates me because I am super excited in the mornings.
I thought Sarah was going to yell at me this week for making so many stupid mistakes, but it turns out she liked how I do analysis because we both took different positions and went from there. So I had a great meeting and I am super excited for the lead on the next project!
My co-worker that sits next to me shall go by Ducky. She is hysterical but I am sure that the guy that sits by us hates us because we chat about dumb things and make awkward conversations about our similar families all day. Ducky cracks me up because she is so similar to me, and nerdy like me so it is fun to talk to her about things like Chicago Style writing and APA style writing (I follow none of those btw if you can't tell).
The Guy who sits next to Ducky and myself should be Charles, actually I think his real name should be made Charles because he looks quite 'Charles-y' Monday-Thursday. He doesn't make any small talk and hates that I am so chipper in the mornings. I am making it my mission to get him to like me, and want to tell me about his life.
OK folks back to the massive paperwork that I have somehow managed to stay on top of...
I find it odd that you have always wanted to have a lisp. This isn't an aspiration I'm familiar with, but I do know some speech pathologists, and if they unlearn a lisp, I sure they can teach one to someone. Best of luck, or should I say, "Betht of luck."
ReplyDeleteI thought for sure I already commented. What the heck?
ReplyDeleteWell . . .
1. New jobs can be tough, but you'll get the hang of it.
2. I'm sure the boss doesn't think you're a moron.
3. I don't like when people get down on me for being upbeat. Life's too short to be boring and gloomy. People like us help things work.