The Ozzy Experience

All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay

Crazy, but that's how it goes

Millions of people living as foes

Maybe it's not too late

To learn how to love

And forget how to hate

Yeah that's right I am an Ozzy fan, and I even have the different stages of Ozzy at my office.

There is Joe who is Ozzy on some shit. Joe either coming to hungover, drunk or out to the bar in the middle of the day to get some shots of Vodka. Although I am convinced his coffee also has vodka in it. He reeks of sour bar all day and drunk texts me nonsense and I have actually asked if he was drunk, he replied 'yes'! He is a shit show who pawns off his work so he can go to the bar.

We have April who I am convinced eats bat heads after hours, AKA Ozzy in concert. She is Satan, I hate her and I am convinced that my life is better when she does not speak to me.

Then there is Mr. O who seems to be in some sort of comma all day. I.e. post Sharon Ozzy. He slurs shuffles and I can understand nothing of what he is talking about or what he says.


I am going off the rails on this crazy train!