Mr. O drops a stack of paper on my desk...
Me: When did you need this done by?
Mr. O: Um, well, what does your schedule look like?
I would like to ask if this is a game, is this answer question with question day? What should I say here?
"Well, Mr. O, since I hate my job I would be happy to get it done in 5 days which I can shorten to 5 hours if I hated you less but won't." or "Never, asshole, because you never answer my damn questions." or "What is a schedule?" What actually happens is far less interesting...
Me: UM, WELL I am still waiting on an answer to the questions I asked you about the last stack of papers.
Mr. O: Oh, when did you send that? I didn't get that, can you resend it?
Me (not even bother to look at him anymore for fear of scratching is eyes out): Yes you did get it and you responded with your answers that were not in response to my question, I told you this and gave you back the sheet of paper.
Mr. O: Oh, hmmm...
Me: So when did you need this done by?
Mr. O: Tomorrow, I guess.
UGH!!!!
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I used to hate my job, now I have a new one! This is my process for getting through it staying healthy, and hopefully finding something more fulfilling and less stressful to my body. If you feel me follow me, if you think I am a complainer read on... it gets better.
Monday, February 28, 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011
The rat tail
Just some strange things that occur in my office...
A man that is completely bald except for a rat tail that is gathered from the minimal amount of hair beginning by his ears and is pulled back.
The boss eating and taking home all of the food that is brought in for the office.
Our office not having tissues, because apparently we are supposed to buy office supplies.
April did not pay her phone bill and yelled at the staff, who by the way, don't have the authority sign a check to pay it. April thinking that because she did not have phone she must not get e-mail at all.
Mr. O thinking that a hi-lighter is a pen.
I was curious as to why we were going after jobs with this consultant and never getting them! A new tid-bit that I found was that about 3 years ago April had a client, that we were interested in, coming into the office. Obviously this company has never been large in my mind, but she tried to fake it. April tried to fake our numbers!!! She asked those consultants to use our office so that the client thought we had more staff than we actually did! It doesn't get any stranger than that in my book.
A man that is completely bald except for a rat tail that is gathered from the minimal amount of hair beginning by his ears and is pulled back.
The boss eating and taking home all of the food that is brought in for the office.
Our office not having tissues, because apparently we are supposed to buy office supplies.
April did not pay her phone bill and yelled at the staff, who by the way, don't have the authority sign a check to pay it. April thinking that because she did not have phone she must not get e-mail at all.
Mr. O thinking that a hi-lighter is a pen.
I was curious as to why we were going after jobs with this consultant and never getting them! A new tid-bit that I found was that about 3 years ago April had a client, that we were interested in, coming into the office. Obviously this company has never been large in my mind, but she tried to fake it. April tried to fake our numbers!!! She asked those consultants to use our office so that the client thought we had more staff than we actually did! It doesn't get any stranger than that in my book.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
The song
April, April Can't Be Wrong lyrics (Thank you Spin Doctors :))
Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left work
Been a whole lot happier without her face and smirk
Nobody next desk gonna stomp and shout,
Nobody at the back door gonna shout my name out
She hold the shotgun while we run around
She wants employees made of Hercules and none are found
Been a whole lot easier since the bitch is gone
April, April can't be wrong
April, April, April can't be wrong
Ain't nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong.
April, April, April can't be wrong
What'cha gonna do to get into another one of these Rock 'n' roll songs?
Other peoples' thoughts they ain't your hand-me-downs
Would it be so bad to simply turn around
You bitch so well, all rude and illiterate
You'd do brain surgery too, screw it up in a fit.
April, April, April can't be wrong...
I hope those lies are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
I take that back I hope your doing fine
And if I had a dollar I might give you ninety-nine
April, April, April can't be wrong....
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
The rant
April is not only a crazy old delirious hag, but rude and destructive! I was in the middle of a file edit and she drops a document that needs edits on my desk with out warning and with out regard for my schedule or anything else others have spoken to me about doing. I write this in tears as it took everything in me not to call her a bitch and run out of the office. Sit and spin April!
Monday, February 21, 2011
The conference
Marketing is an interesting illusion of systematically coordinated events. These truly can only be coordinated by someone in the practice of the business who is in touch with an honest reality. Like some aspect of business marketing can truly only be researched and executed with honesty, not to say one can not embellish and spin a little. Truly good marketing is a skill and great marketing is a practiced art.
I have a story of course about this. Hey managers stop waiting until the last minute! Stop waiting until there is a fire to put out! It is nonsensical to put your staff under extreme deadlines and still ask for excellence! NOnSENsICAL!!
Currently we have a conference coming up where nothing is able to be used from previous conferences. Out of a large warning from my predecessor I have decided to nip it in the bud early. Needless to say my meetings and e-mails have been ignored and now we will be lucky if anything turns out right and on time.
What is the expression? Penny cheap and dollars short? Either way their cheap asses are going to pay a bundle to rush this, which could have been done correctly or have looked even better than the skimping without rushing.
At this point I don't care what it looks like because they are fools. Fools who don't trust me to know what I am doing and fools enough to think they do.
I have a story of course about this. Hey managers stop waiting until the last minute! Stop waiting until there is a fire to put out! It is nonsensical to put your staff under extreme deadlines and still ask for excellence! NOnSENsICAL!!
Currently we have a conference coming up where nothing is able to be used from previous conferences. Out of a large warning from my predecessor I have decided to nip it in the bud early. Needless to say my meetings and e-mails have been ignored and now we will be lucky if anything turns out right and on time.
What is the expression? Penny cheap and dollars short? Either way their cheap asses are going to pay a bundle to rush this, which could have been done correctly or have looked even better than the skimping without rushing.
At this point I don't care what it looks like because they are fools. Fools who don't trust me to know what I am doing and fools enough to think they do.
My life = Fools, living in snow globes, and a cat that bites my face…
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
The bad boss
April is a bitch! (I heard that from at least 3 people today, not including the voice in my head. The voice in my head agreed but worked hard not to let me say it out loud). Really though, she is a bitch, I am not even sure how to put it nicely. Today was absolute non-sense; I think every day just tops the last since the Monday explosion. She put a paper on my desk for me to redo (31 pages), on Sunday with an hour to do it, typical. I am not supposed to write or read which she has made clear but just edit, not this time. My perimeters are always changing, and she is a bitch so I never even want to reach them, nor will I ever be able to. To my point, does the Boss make the employee?
I am not a bad employee, I have many recommendations and from many people: Supervisors, co-workers, owners, managers, and whatever else I worked with.
Boss's expectations vary for employees, but do they realize they directly affect how their employees perform?
Good Boss: The bar manager that kept us entertained, bounced, did whatever we couldn't and bar-backed if needed. He set a great example of what he wanted from us. Good Work: I wanted to come to work, I wanted to impress him, I wanted to have customers tell him what a great job I was doing because I appreciated what he was doing so much!
Bad Boss: The manager that threw me under the bus, constantly. Bad Work: I was never trained, so I didn't try to act like I was. She was always throwing me under the bus, so I stopped doing anything without direction because otherwise I got yelled at. Then I got yelled at for only taking direction.
Good Boss: The retail giant that cracked jokes, and set goals with small bribes (I mean pizza and cup cakes) I was working retail, which is not super fun and very draining. This guy was straight and working in a woman's clothing store. He would let us have fashion shows when we were slow, and really got us to like our jobs; he inspired creative thinking when approaching clients. Good Work: Our team met our sales goal every month and really liked each other, there was really no drama.
Bad Boss: The office owner who set no perimeters, goals and never gave raises or bonuses. Bad Work: The turnaround for the office was under 3 years, which means they lose a lot of money on training and never get consistent work. No perimeters means no goals can be met which sets everyone up to fail. No incentives, bonuses or raises means I was looking for a new job ASAP.
Good Boss: The office manager that was a shoulder to cry on and a voice for the employees. She gave treats for getting your time in early and always had a creative solution. Good Work: This woman made every day fun. I wanted to do more for the company because she made it feel like a home. She gave us little gifts constantly to let us know we were appreciated! It was the best boss I have ever had!
Now I obviously have a crap boss now, obviously I wouldn’t be spending my work time blogging :).
Noticing a trend? If you are a boss and you think your employees care because you treat them badly, they don’t they are just looking for somewhere else to work.
If you have been a good boss thank your employees and if you are a good employee thank your boss. Work is a team effort no matter where you are!
I am not a bad employee, I have many recommendations and from many people: Supervisors, co-workers, owners, managers, and whatever else I worked with.
Boss's expectations vary for employees, but do they realize they directly affect how their employees perform?
Good Boss: The bar manager that kept us entertained, bounced, did whatever we couldn't and bar-backed if needed. He set a great example of what he wanted from us. Good Work: I wanted to come to work, I wanted to impress him, I wanted to have customers tell him what a great job I was doing because I appreciated what he was doing so much!
Bad Boss: The manager that threw me under the bus, constantly. Bad Work: I was never trained, so I didn't try to act like I was. She was always throwing me under the bus, so I stopped doing anything without direction because otherwise I got yelled at. Then I got yelled at for only taking direction.
Good Boss: The retail giant that cracked jokes, and set goals with small bribes (I mean pizza and cup cakes) I was working retail, which is not super fun and very draining. This guy was straight and working in a woman's clothing store. He would let us have fashion shows when we were slow, and really got us to like our jobs; he inspired creative thinking when approaching clients. Good Work: Our team met our sales goal every month and really liked each other, there was really no drama.
Bad Boss: The office owner who set no perimeters, goals and never gave raises or bonuses. Bad Work: The turnaround for the office was under 3 years, which means they lose a lot of money on training and never get consistent work. No perimeters means no goals can be met which sets everyone up to fail. No incentives, bonuses or raises means I was looking for a new job ASAP.
Good Boss: The office manager that was a shoulder to cry on and a voice for the employees. She gave treats for getting your time in early and always had a creative solution. Good Work: This woman made every day fun. I wanted to do more for the company because she made it feel like a home. She gave us little gifts constantly to let us know we were appreciated! It was the best boss I have ever had!
Now I obviously have a crap boss now, obviously I wouldn’t be spending my work time blogging :).
Noticing a trend? If you are a boss and you think your employees care because you treat them badly, they don’t they are just looking for somewhere else to work.
If you have been a good boss thank your employees and if you are a good employee thank your boss. Work is a team effort no matter where you are!
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Affirmations
Affirmations - that make me smile -
- I am sorry, I love you, thank you (Husbands have said this for centuries there has to be something to it)
- I am at peace
- I choose love, joy and freedom, open my heart and allow wonderful things to flow into my life.
- I see the good in myself and others
- I can relax and calm myself
And even better this one...
:)
- I am sorry, I love you, thank you (Husbands have said this for centuries there has to be something to it)
- I am at peace
- I choose love, joy and freedom, open my heart and allow wonderful things to flow into my life.
- I see the good in myself and others
- I can relax and calm myself
And even better this one...
:)
The control (freak)
Meeting 1. Today is a typical Monday here in hell. The sky is puking up more of the white stuff. Crazy April ran our meetings in the usual unorganized fashion, jumping from topic to topic and ignoring some staff completely while word vomiting out nonsense about how she is so experienced. Yes April, we can tell by your hideous and dated wardrobe that you are old, that doesn't make your ideas anything but done before... Old Hat!
Exactly one week later...
Meeting 2. Huge fight in our meeting this morning between the staff and the supervisors. I mean a showdown like the Wild West.
It could be the highlight of my day! I was perplexed because it was like seeing a teacher out of school or a zoo animal in your backyard. I have never seen a company or persons lose control so quickly! I am going to try to give you an idea of what happened, I still am not quite sure how to even write it.
It could be the highlight of my day! I was perplexed because it was like seeing a teacher out of school or a zoo animal in your backyard. I have never seen a company or persons lose control so quickly! I am going to try to give you an idea of what happened, I still am not quite sure how to even write it.
Background: Most of us are on salary, and although that does not make us all exempt we are all compensated the same way for overtime. For every one hour of OT you work you get .25hours of paid time off. Totally illegal in IL btw.
Supervisors' perspective: the staff should put in mandatory overtime with no compensation of any kind to be expected for a project we don't have yet. AKA we are desperate and can't figure out how to run a company!
Staff perspective: Yeah right! Not going to happen. Most of the staff is on reduced salary still without raises or bonuses for years (I am not sure who would last that long personally), and without promise of that if we get the project it is just take, take, take from the company with no balance.
Mr. O: We will be having an unusual schedule in the next few weeks and will be extending our expectations.
April: We will be expecting you to work overtime.
Employee: What will the compensation be if this is 'unusual'?
April: There is no compensation for it.
Joe: Well I want you to want to do it so if you can't then tell me.
Every usual blank stare in the room shifts to her. 'Has she lost her mind?' is clearly splashed upon every person's face in the room.
Employee: Yeah, so that is not going to work, we are on a reduced salary already, what would be our intensive here?
April: Well this is how we have always done it.
Employee: Well have you always promised to give people back their pay without doing it too?
Dun dun dun! It just gets better from there, but I think I blanked! Talk about a death march! My co-worker next to me whispers "can we strike?"
I contributed some comments about how you should have your employees want to work, not feel obligated to OT.
Another co-worker mentions a balance of work and personal time for a better product.
April, listened to nothing we said. Mr. O said we were at an impasse, and Joe was confused because he didn't think that it should be mandatory. Talk about not knowing what the left hand is doing from the right!
Research... Read on if you like or skip to the bottom :)
Any place I have worked before has offered food (at the least) to its staff for putting in even a little of overtime on someone missing a shift, art competitions, or un-acquired projects. These people are nuts! Not this company they believe that working an employee into the ground is better means of utilizing their staff.
In Japan this goes on and there is even a special term for it "Karoshi" it means Death-by-overworking. In Germany a company cannot require overtime because it makes them liable for lawsuits, as it is accepted worldwide that sleep deprivation and overwork can be a form of torture.
It is not void in the US or this office, it is called Burn-out. Over the past decade, a rise in workplace violence, an increase in levels of absenteeism as well as rising workers’ health and compensation claims have hit an all time rise. Many workers are forced by their superiors to perform tasks outside of their job description (or within) and working hours. Typical examples of power harassment or Rankism include:
1. being scolded in front of other colleagues, rebuked in a loud voice (Check)
2. neglect (Check)
3. false evaluation and demotion (we will see :))
Kenexa Research Institute in 2007 says that those employees who were more favorable toward their organization’s efforts to support work-life balance also indicated a much lower intent to leave the organization, greater pride in their organization, a willingness to recommend it as a place to work and higher overall job satisfaction.
Yes I know Blah Blah Blah, but it is true! Which meeting would you have taken? Does anyone know how to stop Rankism?
Next post topic... How a bad boss makes a bad employee, I know because I think this blog is proof!
Friday, February 4, 2011
Barlife Magazine
Check out Barlife Magazine Barlifemag.com where my 'resume' was published! It is a great Magazine to keep up on bars around the Chicago suburbs!
The snow days
The day I got to work from home could have been the best day ever! I got an incredible amount of work done and in less time than it would usually take. I was cozy and cleaned while waiting for files. BEST part of my day was not hearing April once!!!! Well I had to shoot the shit with her on the phone in the morning for about 5min, but I would take that any day.
I spend a great part of my day writing up a plan for our company morale, here are some highlights:
- Skill sets are not just an employee’s training but are what they are interested in, interested employees create harder working employees
- Socializing in the form of socializing help keep up moral in hard times and create bonds that help prevent sickness and stress in the work place resulting in more interest in putting in more hours (i.e. GO TO A BAR HAVE A DRINK ON THE COMPANY AND DON'T TALK ABOUT WORK)
- Accommodate personal time when a co-worker schedules or asks for it, if it is outside work hours it is especially essential for accommodation as this will create less stress in a work place.
· Respecting co-workers inside and outside the office – Clients can see conflict
“When you say it's an open-door policy, you create a sense of hope that there's going to be change, and people really believe in that. But if you don't make good on that, and you're not true to your word, then it really does start to deflate the energy in any kind of business, in my experience. And then, as I said, it starts to just become a job, and people don't give it that extra bit of themselves.” - Catherine Winder, Rainmaker Entertainment
April said I didn’t seem passionate about this project, well, how about now?
Otherwise it was a great day… I have never had a snow day in Chicago until now, I am praying for more J
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
The headphones trick
Pandora and iTunes are a worker's best friend. I mean this in so many ways. Mainly I hate my job, so it is great to listen to NPR or This American Life while blank staring at my computer, or pretending to do searches on the web.
Headphones are perfectly suited for eavesdropping on coworkers and through closed door conversations. You can totally hear but pretend not to with the 'music' you are listening to.
Headphones are perfectly suited for eavesdropping on coworkers and through closed door conversations. You can totally hear but pretend not to with the 'music' you are listening to.
Ha ha I can't hear you in my Cone of Silence :)
The blizzard
WFH...
Wonder Frankly and Honestly?
Watch Fun Happen?
Witches Fun House?
Whipping Flipping Horse?
WTF?
Apparently that means Work From Home. NEWS to me considering these people are not capable of it. Even more amusing is the fact that 2 people are going to work from home, with only one computer. Interesting, interesting...
Don't you love it when your bosses leave early because of a blizzard and you are stuck with a list of tasks.
Love it! I think my power will be off tomorrow, or my internet will be out! :)
THANK GOD I will be able wake up and the sky will be falling!!!!!
Wonder Frankly and Honestly?
Watch Fun Happen?
Witches Fun House?
Whipping Flipping Horse?
WTF?
Apparently that means Work From Home. NEWS to me considering these people are not capable of it. Even more amusing is the fact that 2 people are going to work from home, with only one computer. Interesting, interesting...
Don't you love it when your bosses leave early because of a blizzard and you are stuck with a list of tasks.
Love it! I think my power will be off tomorrow, or my internet will be out! :)
THANK GOD I will be able wake up and the sky will be falling!!!!!
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